Offshore Enthusiast Mugs

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore business opportunities.'

Tax consultant - "My advice is that you skip the country."

"Regift the bicycle, but put this in my Panama pile."

"They gave me the same number as my Swiss bank account."

"Read the list of my offshore accounts again."

'Give it up, Fred -- we don't have any offshore oil.'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"Are you sure our off shore holdings are safe?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Turtle Hat

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I don't do windows."

Loud mouth bass.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'