Offshore Enthusiast Gifts

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore business opportunities.'

Tax consultant - "My advice is that you skip the country."

"Regift the bicycle, but put this in my Panama pile."

"They gave me the same number as my Swiss bank account."

"Read the list of my offshore accounts again."

You hid your money offshore to avoid taxes? Not just that … Years ago, after exhaustive research, I concluded that our entire socio-economic apparatus would collapse in an orgy of chaos and food-rioting, due to the unsustainable burden of our welfare culture. I started squirreling away my profits, as soon as that communist got elected president. Biden is not a communist. I was talking about Reagan.

"Thanks Dad, but I need you to wire transfer that to the allowance account in the Caymans."

'Give it up, Fred -- we don't have any offshore oil.'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"Are you sure our off shore holdings are safe?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Privates Beach"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Turtle Hat

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.