Offshore Adventurer Gifts

Offshore tax haven. Will build to suit.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Batman O' War

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'