Undersea Adventurer Gifts

Fish snorkling above water.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Mermaids

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Lazy Octopus

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Scuba cow"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'