Marine Adventurer Gifts

'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'

90% of an iceberg is underwater: 'BONK!'

Sailor Works out Position On Sinking Ship

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"He's a keeper!"

Submarine Disguise

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Global warming

'I feel like a sea change.'

Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State

If it's a Sandbar, why are we going in circles?

"The best places to find scuba divers, son, are coral reefs or shipwrecks..."

Underwater boat

"Yes, it's raining and the beach will be deserted, but nothing stops the surfers: let's go and play with them..."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Scuba cow"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."