Naval Adventurer Gifts

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Oh come on, rejoin the party. After all, no man is an isl –"

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Sailor in Car.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Scuba cow"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Sea weed harvest.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.