Marine Adventure Gifts

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"He's a keeper!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Going to Sea.

'It was this big. I swear'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

When bored, we board

Distractions.

The Imperfect Storm

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."