Naval Adventures Gifts

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

'This must be your first boarding party Simpson!'

USS Party Time.

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

COWMIKAZES

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Going to Sea.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Distractions.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

When bored, we board

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

The Imperfect Storm

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."