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"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"He's a keeper!"

'It was this big. I swear'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Going to Sea.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Distractions.

The Imperfect Storm

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

When bored, we board

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.