Ocean Adventure T-Shirts

If you can read this sign - you went too deep.

"Not another of your idiotic lawsuits, I hope."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Hours of enjoyable calm waters were interrupted by the ocean rearing its ugly head.

Lifeboat

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Lifesaver!

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."