Ocean Adventure T-Shirts

If you can read this sign - you went too deep.

'Martha, what are you supposed to tip in this situation?'

"Not another of your idiotic lawsuits, I hope."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Hours of enjoyable calm waters were interrupted by the ocean rearing its ugly head.

Lifeboat

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Scuba cow"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Batman O' War

Lifesaver!