Oceanic Adventurers Gifts

Shark thinks: 'White meat or dark...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sailor in Car.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Scuba cow"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Sea weed harvest.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Batman O' War

Titanic: How's my steering.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Guide to Carpentry Fish