Ocean Adventure Seekers Gifts

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Batman O' War

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lifesaver!

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Pirate eye test