Ocean Adventure Seekers Gifts

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Lifesaver!

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Pirate eye test

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'