Offshore Adventurers Prints

"I told you it would work."

"I live on Elm Street, but for tax purposes my dad says we live on the Cayman Islands."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Titanic: How's my steering.

Remote controlled car on a boat.