Seafaring Adventurers Gifts

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

"How many letters can you read?"

Sailor in Car.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Viking Loch Ness

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Romance on the Yacht

Revenge had come.

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"International trade"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'