Seafaring Adventurer Gifts

"Admit it, we're nowhere near Penzance!"

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"Pirates!"

'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'

"He's gone on a lap of honour!"

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

'Here we are. . . rule 64. . . anti social figureheads.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Ablast! I've stayed ashore too long and taken root.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Passport needed for boat trip

"Same ship, different day."

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Set Sail

"International trade"

'Termites.'

"...Nobody defies the orders of the toughest, nastiest seadogs on the high seas and lives to tell the tale..."

Viking Loch Ness

Noah?s Ark.

'No, a 'spur-lash' isn't a 'nautical knot'.It's the noise the anchor makes when you throw it over the side into the water!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Captain this.

"I love the Caribbean in February!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'