Sailing Adventurer Gifts

'A sore throat? Too bad you don't have some salt water to gargle with.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"So how's a guy from the desert get interested in sailing?"

Island with sail.

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

Viking raids sprang from the need to keep up with the Johansens!

Midlife Crisis II

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Lazy Octopus

Sailor in Car.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'