Adventurous Sailor Gifts

Cruise to nowhere

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Viking Loch Ness

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Going to Sea.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Distractions.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Clam Spearing

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

The Imperfect Storm

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"International trade"

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Fight or flight?"