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Cruise to nowhere

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Viking Loch Ness

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Going to Sea.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Distractions.

Clam Spearing

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

The Imperfect Storm

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"International trade"

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'