Adventurous Boater T-Shirts

'We've struck off-shore oil!'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Kardiff.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Clam Spearing

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Fight or flight?"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Boat Launch'

Thames Pizza

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'