Adventurous Boater T-Shirts

'We've struck off-shore oil!'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Kardiff.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Clam Spearing

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Boat Launch'

Thames Pizza

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Fight or flight?"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'When an outboard goes overboard'