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'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

A fish attaching hook onto the fisherman.

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bring your own inflatable.

Captain in a storm

Lazy Octopus

Sailor in Car.

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Scuba cow"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."