Boat Adventurer Gifts

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

A fish attaching hook onto the fisherman.

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Lazy Octopus

Sailor in Car.

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Scuba cow"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."