Boat Adventurers Gifts

Police Fishing Derby - Come out with your fins up!

'Not one lousy bite all darn day.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

Fish hunting for men.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Heads or tails?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Going to Sea.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'