Boating Adventurer Gifts

Fat Coxswain.

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'Boat Launch'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'If he rams the boat we're finished.'

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Now go back and get those cases of energy drink.'

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Sailor in Car.

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.