Sailboat Adventurer Gifts

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Viking Loch Ness

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Going to Sea.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Distractions.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."