Sailboat Enthusiasts Gifts

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Fishing boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"