Boating Enthusiasts Gifts

Common Sense Boat (sign upside-down).

'Your paddle boat was nice for awhile, but I've decided to upgrade.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

'Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?'

Hunky - Dory!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Fishing boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Fishing Boat Derby

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

The Imperfect Storm

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'