Boating Enthusiasts Gifts

Common Sense Boat (sign upside-down).

'Your paddle boat was nice for awhile, but I've decided to upgrade.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

'Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?'

Hunky - Dory!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Do you mind?"

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Fishing boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Fishing Boat Derby

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

The Imperfect Storm

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'