Boat Enthusiasts With A Twist Gifts

It had been said more than once that Eric had a slightly negative side to his personality.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Fishing boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Fishing Boat Derby

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Imperfect Storm

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Don't row so hard!'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"