Boat Enthusiasts With A Twist Pillows

It had been said more than once that Eric had a slightly negative side to his personality.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Fishing boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Fishing Boat Derby

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

The Imperfect Storm

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"