Boat Admirers Gifts

Fishing Boat Derby

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Piranhaclaus

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

Watching Sea Life.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Here's the junk mail.'

One of a kind.

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'