Ship Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

On the brink.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Need tickets.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Captain Thomas Coram.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Exempli Gratia.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Ship

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."