Ship Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Prints

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

On the brink.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Need tickets.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Captain Thomas Coram.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Ship

Exempli Gratia.

The guardrail brings it up to code.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'