Boating Enthusiast Gifts

'I thought buying the boat would make him more optimistic about the future but apparently not...'

Kid to kid about boat: 'Must be one of those charter schools I keep hearing about.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'What do you mean you were having such a good time on your boating trip you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

'Wait a minute, Hank, before you start it up. Are you sure we have it on the right end of the boat?'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'This IS our first time on the canal! How did you guess?'

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'See,I told you I felt a tug on my line.'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Owl and Pussy Cat/Garfield

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Sorry, we don't have one for 'tripped'!"

"You experience violent mood swings from elation to despair? That's normal for a boat owner."

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Larry was completely out of line – and so the fish went free.

Row Rage

Boating trip

'Very unusual name for the boat, captain...' - 'Young ma, when I bought this boat, I asked my wife how should I name it, and she replied:'Name it after me!''

Thames Pizza

Rower using his outboard motor to fan his face.

'Oh come now-you don't think it will be that easy, do you?'

They won't be speeding past THIS moored boat!

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Rowing Boat

'You packed so much supplies, there's not enough room for me, I hope it was just an innocent mistake,'

'God bless mommy, daddy, sis, Spot and the Parker 2820 Sport Cabin I bought off the Internet with dad's credit card.'

Beware of the dog fish.