Boating Hobbyist Gifts

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Watching Sea Life.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

The Imperfect Storm

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"They migrate here each summer."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'