Boating Enthusiast With A Grin Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: floatation devices.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Do you mind?"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.