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101 uses of a dead cat: floatation devices.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Lighthouse Beam.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Watching Sea Life.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"