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Gone Bookkeepin'

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Boat Christening vs. Boat Bris

Rowing

'How are you doing, Sweetie?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I aspire to bigger and better things!'

'I'm tired, but it's a good tired.'

Boat to the Horizon.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy a new boat. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Wife gets rid of husband's distraction.

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'

Man drops book about 'Boat Safety' on foot

'Do I have a water pump? Sure! She's sitting over there!'

'No, my girlfriend won't be joining me. She left me because she claims I care about my boat and flat TV more than her.'

Toy boat on a tsunami.

You read the instructions upside down.

'Isn't Henley marvellous! The food, the drink, the company!I hear there's even some chaps messing about in boats somewhere!'

'How do you want to pay for this, 60 easy payments or 12 hard ones?'

"You dream of days like these!"

"Hi, I'm your new neighbour. I work as a maintenance engineer on the Thames Flood Barrier."

'Oh no, not you again.'

'I wanted a boat with a large livewell and plenty of storage space.'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Fred,do you need any help putting the outboard motor on?'

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

Loud mouth bass.

'Do you take requests?'

Boat Naming - "I'm naming it after you!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"You wouldn't talk about the weight of the elephants in the cabin."

"I'll never forget one day last July- it started right off."