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The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Loud mouth bass.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Watching Sea Life.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

The Imperfect Storm

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"They migrate here each summer."