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'You're talking three million, ballpark

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Loud mouth bass.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'It was this big. I swear'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Watching Sea Life.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'Here's the junk mail.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'