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Whale at Sea World

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

Victorian Royal Navy

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Wheeee...'

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

Law School Sharks

Surf lift.

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

The tide was out.

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

'She certainly was a good ship.'

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

'Maybe if we hurry we can still make it to the boat show.'

"Get lost, you bum!"