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Whale at Sea World

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Victorian Royal Navy

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Wheeee...'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

Surf lift.

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

'She certainly was a good ship.'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

The tide was out.

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

'It's over Tom. You're too clingy.'

"Get lost, you bum!"

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."