Sea Show-off T-Shirts

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Parents compare buggies

Surf lift.

"Because we're jerks."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

King of the Swingers.

"I attended a leadership seminar. They learnt a lot from me."

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'Like clockwork: As soon as the whale-watching boat arrives, Bruce leaps out of the water! What a show off...'

'Maybe if we hurry we can still make it to the boat show.'

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

Sid the squid was an expert escapologist!

Whale Viewing Point

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Man riding a fish

Golden Violinist

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'

The real selling feature is the ocean front location.

Whale at Sea World

"Can I have your autograph?"

Woman drinking the champagne meant to launch a boat.