Sporting Showoff T-Shirts

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

Harvey Smith.

"Because we're jerks."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

King of the Swingers.

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

"I attended a leadership seminar. They learnt a lot from me."

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Skateboarding peacock.

"Every few years, a book comes along that’s so ahead of its time, so hauntingly beautiful, I’ll buy it and put it on my bookshelf."

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

Golden Violinist

"Can I have your autograph?"

"You're just starstruck, George."

Celebrity Relate - 'Splitting up would be excellent for your careers!'

'Singing and dancing no problem...but I don't do nude scenes.'

"More like catch, take humiliating photo, and release."

Job Centre - 'I'm afraid the only jobs we have available are as celebrities.'