Sporting Showoff Prints

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Harvey Smith.

"Because we're jerks."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

King of the Swingers.

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

"I attended a leadership seminar. They learnt a lot from me."

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

"Every few years, a book comes along that’s so ahead of its time, so hauntingly beautiful, I’ll buy it and put it on my bookshelf."

Grandstander!

Skateboarding peacock.

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

Golden Violinist

F&E Boxing Promoters. Boxing in a New York City theater? Yeah, we'll sell lots of tickets calling it a "Broadway hit show!"

"Can I have your autograph?"

"You're just starstruck, George."

Celebrity Relate - 'Splitting up would be excellent for your careers!'

"More like catch, take humiliating photo, and release."

'Singing and dancing no problem...but I don't do nude scenes.'