Swing Show-off T-Shirts

King of the Swingers.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Swinging

"This never happened."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

A man plays golf by the sea

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

Golfers lost on the road

Golf

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Time Tree

"Because we're jerks."

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."