Swing Show-off Gifts

King of the Swingers.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Swinging

"This never happened."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

A man plays golf by the sea

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

Cab Calloway Swings

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Golfers lost on the road

"This is where I come to unwind."

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

Golf

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Time Tree

"Because we're jerks."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."