Flirt With A Swing Gifts

'Wow! That's some sexy looking club you've got there!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

A man plays golf by the sea

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Do you come here often?'

Automatic swing machine

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

A bride and a groom on a swing

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"Wanna go out?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'