Flirt With A Swing T-Shirts

'Wow! That's some sexy looking club you've got there!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

A man plays golf by the sea

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

A bride and a groom on a swing

'Do you come here often?'

Automatic swing machine

Thursday is the new Friday

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"Wanna go out?"

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."