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'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Old School Likes

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Do you come here often?'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Wanna go out?"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Beach Attraction

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

"This is from the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Santa Romance

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

Flirtation

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

'I am usually a leg man but in your case...'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

Festive Flirt.

'Gagging for it.'

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

Hello, sugar lumps? Oh, wrong number? May I call you sugar lumps anyway?

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'I don't think of you as a sex object, Irene -- I think of you as two sex objects!'