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"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Do you come here often?'

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Wanna go out?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Heart To Heart

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Fill 'er up!'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"I felt the Earth Move!"

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

Weddings...

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...'

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

Brunette girlfriend " I quite like your beard. You are only half as ugly now."

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

'I don't think of you as a sex object, Irene -- I think of you as two sex objects!'

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

"I've always had a thing for women with big....hair!"

'Yes I like your approach... Now let's see your departure!'

'You look like a strong man -- could you get the lid off this container of birth control pills?'