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Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Touché"

Love

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Cold caller.

The Gilmore Girls

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Fill 'er up!'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

Mysteries of the ocean...

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

'Not tonight, I have a headache,'

Cylinder Head

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"I love you." "I love you less."

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'