Flirty Banter Admirer Pillows

Your gavel says "no," but your eyes say "I want to see you in chambers, you handsome devil."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Love

"Touché"

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Cold caller.

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

The Gilmore Girls

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'Fill 'er up!'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

Cylinder Head

'Not tonight, I have a headache,'

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

Mysteries of the ocean...

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

"I love you." "I love you less."